GODFUCKING COCKROTTED DAMNED STUPID HIPPIES, WHAT DID I SAY?
wow
holy shit, this is on the level of Radithor
oh my god
Even if there is actual, documented, peer-reviewed evidence of health benefits, do not want. (All earlier wishing to be fungus nonwithstanding.)
(Now I’m thinking of a story where this shit is peddled by ~natural health gurus~ and does have obvious effects! Really good ones! The people who take it, after a brief period of sickness, are suddenly so much healthier and stronger and smarter! And really alien! BECAUSE THEY’RE NOW FUCKING SAPIENT, MOBILE MUSHROOMS.)
WHOLE LIFE CYCLE.
Does anyone else find this as ominous as I do?
i wouldn’t touch it
coming from this blog all about natural and homeopathic healing
fungi are colonistic creatures that live from a source entity. they are spores that spread, so ingesting one that carries out it’s whole life cycle is bs. they continue spawning if they are alive this is all very creepy to me
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.
It skips step 7
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one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
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Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
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it came out great, this is the only way i’ll b e able to eat kale
If you rip up the kale, toss it with olive oil, salt, and some of your favorite spices you could bake it off until crispy. And bam, kale chips which are not only healthy but taste almost better than the real thing. (Tbh its the only way I can eat kale.)
this sounds really good i will try it sometime !!
This is Link’s favorite soup, and pretty much the best consumable in the game because it heals both your life and magic bars and doubles Link’s attack power. Goes to show, even in the enigmatic world of Hyrule, there’s nothing like your Grandma’s cooking!
Ingredients:
1lb Yellow Squash, chopped
6 tbsp Butter
2 Turnips, peeled and chopped
2 Carrots, chopped
1/4 Cup Cauliflower, chopped
1 medium Yellow Onion, chopped
4 tbs. Lemon Juice
4 Cups Chicken Broth (or Veggie Broth if vegetarian)
3 Garlic Cloves, minced or chopped fine
1 Yellow Chile, de-seeded and chopped (optional)
Salt and Pepper to taste
Chives or Green Onions, chopped fine
Directions:
Melt the butter in a large pot over medium-low heat, cook the yellow onion and garlic until softened, around 8-10 minutes. Add the squash, carrots, cauliflower, turnip, lemon juice, chile (if using) and half of the broth and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, then simmer, until vegetables are very tender, about 20 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool for about 10 minutes or until soup won’t burn you. Puree the soup in a blender or food processor until smooth (be careful with hot liquids) and transfer to the cleaned or a new pot. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Simmer on low until you serve, adding more broth until desired consistency. Put in your serving vessel (preferably a corked glass bottle) and add the copped chives or green onions to the surface of the soup for garnish. Drink it with a smile!
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